I think my wife fed me something that makes me fart?

She don't never cook for me so this morning I shoulda knowed something was wrong when she pointed to a biog pot of stuff on the stove and said for me to eat iot if I wanted. Of course I dished me out a giant bowl full cause I am always so hungry -- I thought it was some sort of sausage and beans and sourkrout. I tasted OK and since I was so hungry I ate three big ole bowls full before I went to work. I got to feeling all gy on the bus and before I even got to work I was a fart'n up a storm. They was RANCID I tell you -- folks was moving away from me and a hold'n their noses. I kept tell'n them I was sorry but jest as soon as I would apoligize I would rip off another one that was a stink'n so bad I thought maybe there was some skunk meat in that stew. I work in a toll booth and by lunch time today that little gl booth was a stink'n so bad I thought I would jest puke right there. Do y'all think she done that on porpose? My nasty ole fat wife has done taken to playing pranks on me all the time. What can I do about her? I had people gagging and complaining about the smell all day. Can anybody out there give me some marriage advice?