Is there a thing like Triple A in Canada where you can get route maps?

I was going to go to Toronto but after looking at Wikpedia realized that that was the capitol of Ontario and the capital of Canada is Ottawa. It's all very confusing, did they do that on purpose? Also are those Governor General's Foot Guards and Canadian Grenadier Guards all that tough, I know they have big hats and wear heavy wool coats but they don't look like a match for a well planned invasion. I figure a small band of hand picked "tourists" with Niagara Falls souvenir tee shirts, bermuda shorts and maple leaf flags could distract them with Kodak Brownie cameras and flashbulbs long enough to get to the vault containing the national supply of back bacon.